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But what kind of mix?

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HALF HUMAN HALF APE

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The best kind of mix. I see.

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MorisUkunRasik wrote:

How can cheese properly nurture a fetus when all she eats is cheezwiz and toaster strudel?

 Prenatal vitamins.



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john31584 wrote:
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We don't know the sex. We are trying to protect our baby from our family's gender normativity, at least until he/she's born. It made for a delightfully gender neutral baby shower.

 You'd fit right in in San Francisco.

 Pretty sure we're moving to LA after school, but they're hippies there, too.



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Tons, eating vegan food and being all "You CAN'T own land, man." Lots and lots of weed too.

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Jason wrote:
MorisUkunRasik wrote:

How can cheese properly nurture a fetus when all she eats is cheezwiz and toaster strudel?

 Prenatal vitamins.

 
You're gonna have another non-veggie eating, cheese-lover on your hand.... but looks exactly like you.  That would be funny.

My brother's baby came out looking exactly like his baby picture.  Even my mom was weirded out but thrilled. 



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Awkward Smile wrote:
You're gonna have another non-veggie eating, cheese-lover on your hand.... 

 

That describes basically all [American] children, though.  What makes cheese so special is that she maintains those habits as an adult.



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I know plenty of little kids that likes their veggies!

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I have a son.

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YAY!

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What's his name?

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YIPPEE DOO

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Awkward Smile wrote:

What's his name?

 Wesley.



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YOU NAMED YOUR CHILD AFTER WESLEY SNIPES?

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I'm just gonna refer to him as Snipes. Or Darkness.

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OR BLADE.

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Did we never mention our Blade-themed baby shower?

 

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I only hope that he grows up to evade taxes with more skill than Wesley Snipes.



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When your son starts talking with a snooty Northeastern accent, you'll know why.

"Come now, papa, surely you didn't expect me to speak in any other manner, having given me a name like Wesley."

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There's such a thing as a snooty Northeastern accent? I only know the less-than-sophistocated Boston accent. And we're leaving Boston before it has the chance to poison him with its wicked annoying accent.

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