YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE? MORIS IS WILLING TO TURN HIS BACK ON THE MOST SIGNIFICANT DEVELOPMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY THAT COULD POTENTIALLY OPEN UP THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE SO HE COULD BANG A CELEBRITY UP THE ASS.
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Good choice.
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Perhaps I should specify in case anyone asks, the buttsecks is only a one time thing. You don't get to booty call her anytime you want, whereas the alien encounter will go down in HISTORY.
Oh who am I kidding, this isn't going to win anybody over.
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