You could get a nice slice of that fat money cake with the watermelon head. People would travel all over the world to see Watermelon Boy in person. NOBODY WANTS TO BE AROUND THE PERSON WITH INCURABLE FARTS.
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Well I mean you've got a fucking watermelon for a head. You're pretty much at a disadvantage in every aspect in life. God what kind of idiot would go for the watermelon head? THAT'S LIKE THE WORST OPTION.
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I was going to say watermelon head too, but didn't like the idea of not having 4 of my senses! I didn't think of killing myself. Suicide is the answer.
I was going to say watermelon head too, but didn't like the idea of not having 4 of my senses! I didn't think of killing myself. Suicide is the answer.
The way I imagined it you'd still have your working facial features... just stuck on a watermelon.
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It still amazes me that Gallagher was popular. What would you think if someone pitched an idea for a stand-up routine that revolved around large props and smashing fruit all over the audience?