WOULD YOU RATHER

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

WOULD YOU RATHER

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

A) HAVE A HEAD THAT WAS A WATERMELON

B) HAVE TO SLITHER AROUND ON THE GROUND LIKE A SLUG, AND LEAVE SLUG JUICE EVERYWHERE BEHIND YOU

OR C) HAVE YOUR NORMAL BODY AND EVERYTHING, BUT FARTING NONSTOP. AND YOU CONSTANTLY SMELL LIKE STINKY FARTS.

THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

NO

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

YES, CHOOSE YOU FILTHY JACKAL.

Jason · Only in cartoons

C), and I would drastically change my diet.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

The flatulence is never-ending, it won't do you any good, fartface.

Jason · Only in cartoons

Sure there is some correlation between what goes in and what comes out.

Then again, we're talking about a situation in which having a watermelon for a head is a possibility.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Fuck it all. Watermelon head.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

You could get a nice slice of that fat money cake with the watermelon head. People would travel all over the world to see Watermelon Boy in person. NOBODY WANTS TO BE AROUND THE PERSON WITH INCURABLE FARTS.

Jason · Only in cartoons

I was just thinking about how easy it is to smash a watermelon.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Wait...in this scenario is the watermelon that is my head as fragile as a real watermelon?

If I suffer what would ordinarily be a minor bump on the head, will my watermelon head crack open, killing me?

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Well I mean you've got a fucking watermelon for a head. You're pretty much at a disadvantage in every aspect in life. God what kind of idiot would go for the watermelon head? THAT'S LIKE THE WORST OPTION.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

Watermelon head, it would be pretty easy to kill myself, cause what else am I going to do after being so horribly cursed.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

I was going to say watermelon head too, but didn't like the idea of not having 4 of my senses! I didn't think of killing myself. Suicide is the answer.

Jason · Only in cartoons

Suicide is always the answer.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Awkward Smile wrote:
I was going to say watermelon head too, but didn't like the idea of not having 4 of my senses! I didn't think of killing myself. Suicide is the answer.

The way I imagined it you'd still have your working facial features... just stuck on a watermelon.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

SUICIDE.

Jason · Only in cartoons

It still amazes me that Gallagher was popular. What would you think if someone pitched an idea for a stand-up routine that revolved around large props and smashing fruit all over the audience?