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Sheriff of Paddy's

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GOING AWAY


To Pumpkin-land, or Texas as it's also known. I shall return on Monday, but I should have internet access so I'll be able to check in here and there and see what I'm sure will just be a non-stop tornado of posting while I'm away. RIGHT? I KNOW YOU GUYS WON'T LET ME DOWN.



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This sure is an ACTIVE BOARD har har har!

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Tits and Grits

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whatpartwhatpart? pumpkin land is ****ing huge

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Dallas. The no-pumpkin part of pumpkin land.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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God damn I hate packing more than anything else in the world. SOMEBODY PACK ALL MY SHIT FOR ME, I COMMAND IT.

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Zinc Saucier

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What brings you to Dallas?

Trying to assess the competition for Arizona's title of Most Regressive State?

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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No, it's mostly just to visit some family and get away for a bit.

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Tits and Grits

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well, dallas is my home, i'm just not there any more. i'll be visiting the week of july 4th though

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Tits and Grits

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want me to hook you up with my sluttier friends?

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Well shit, I don't want to be rude and deny your generous offer. I'm sure my girlfriend will understand.

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Tits and Grits

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pretty much any girl at The Lion's Den in Frisco on Thursdays (karaoke night) or at Electric Cowboy in Lewisville in Tuesdays. As a general rule, drunker=sluttier. stay away from the tall toothy blonde. she's a lesbian and i got dibs

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Electric Cowboy. Sounds like a classy establishment.

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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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Hah. Have fun!

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Tits and Grits

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yeah, ive never been. always refused to support the country music industry in any way. plus..... line dancing? no thank you

you, however, would be there for the sluts. make sure you tell them that at the door

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pumpkinpjs wrote:

 stay away from the tall toothy blonde. she's a lesbian and i got dibs


 Pizza has his own toothy tall bitch.

 

 



Ok, so I'm not sure if she's blonde or toothy, but she's tall for sure.  



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Sheriff of Paddy's

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She's not blonde... and I wouldn't say "toothy" because it makes it sound like she has giant buck rabbit teeth. But she does have beautiful, full teeth.

AND DON'T START ASKING FOR PICS.



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Worthless without a pic.

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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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Also, PIZZA'S IN LOOOOOOVE!

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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I am so stoned, guizzzz

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