I'm going to come out and say it: the best fruit is pineapple. I DON'T CARE WHO DISAGREES.

Pineapple is really good, but I can only eat it if it's super ripe or else it makes my tongue itch.

Pizza wrote:

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That's weird.

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Dexter wrote:

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I don't think I've ever had an itchy tongue.

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It's because I'm allergic to unripe pineapples. It's the same with kiwis.

I'd still eat them though. It's not like I'm gonna die.

-- Edited by Awkward Smile on Monday 7th of May 2012 02:09:47 AM

Jason wrote:

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I actually don't like most melons, but watermelon is good.

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 I would go to war to defend this opinion.

LOL, no. I kinda scrap it on my teeth though..

I told some girl that I was allergic before and she was all, "What? No, That's normal." And I told her I was pretty sure she was allergic too.. Dummy.

Must be hard to learn that your whole life* has been a lie.





*And by life, I mean pineapple-eating experience.

-- Edited by Jason on Tuesday 8th of May 2012 12:07:51 AM

Fruit list:

Apples > Grapes > Bananas > Pears >>>>>>MELONS OF ALL SORT

I swear to god if Piggie comes in here bitching about how citrus is terrible I'm going to ban him.

Awkward Smile wrote:

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Tropical fruits are the best. Like mangosteen, longan, rambutan, jackfruit, and lychee. They're probably not even good for you, it's like pure sugar.

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Yeah, and blinkyblonks and willyfingers and sizzysnarks and all the other fruits named by Dr. Seuss.