Once I was at this fancy restaurant in Scottsdale with some friends, and one of them came back from the bathroom and said "DUDE LARRY DAVID'S OVER THERE" and I was like "YEAH RIGHT. LARRY DAVID'S NOT OVER THERE I'M NOT STUPID." But he convinced me and I got up all excited and went into the other part of the restaurant to see, and it was just some old bald white dude with glasses.
Turns out Larry David wasn't over there, and I am stupid.
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