Used to be you'd send a boy off to war. Shooting a man would fix him right up, but there's not even any wars anymore, thank you very much Warren Christopher.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand: Squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find. Coming to me was a good start.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
Bart: "Is there a doggy hell?" Homer: "Well... Of course, there couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a hell." Bart: "Who's in there?" Homer: "Oh, uh... Hitler's dog... and that dog Nixon had, what's his name, um, Chester..." Lisa: "Checkers." Homer: "Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one! The one that mauled Timmy!"
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
i wish there were more decent clips on youtube. every time i think of a scene i want to post on here i'm completely unable to find anything that isnt horrible or in spanish
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piggie and pumpkin= the fat white version of pizza and awkward