When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Is there a Simpson's thread?

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

THERE IS NOW.

Troy, this circle represents you.
My god, it's like you've known me all my life!

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Bart, don't you know your multiplication tables?
I know of them.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.

Jason · Only in cartoons

Heres to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all lifes problems.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Here's to that quote, plastered, in poster form, on the bedroom wall of literally every frat boy in America.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Jason · Only in cartoons

One of my favorite internal dialogues:

Homer: Awww, twenty dollars I wanted a peanut!
Homers brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homers brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Homer: There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.
Barney: Oh yeah? Which president is on it?
Homer: Um, all of them. They are having a party. Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch.

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my ****y stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"