I'm generally not a huge fan of birds, but owls are really interesting.
The reason I don't like them is because one time when I was a kid we were on a road trip late at night and out of nowhere one flew through our windshield and landed in my lap. I've had owl trauma ever since.
Well it's not liking we were chasing the owl down with our car trying to make him crash through our own windshield. I AM THE VICTIM OF AN OWL BEING STUPID. THE OWL WAS AT FAULT HERE, ANY JURY IN THE WORLD WOULD CONVICT HIM.
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The owl was innocently flying through the night, searching for mice as millions of years of evolution taught it to do, and here comes this monstrous, alien block of steel, barreling through the woods at unnatural speeds to slam into the poor owl who couldn't have seen it coming, couldn't have moved away in time, couldn't have said goodbye to its loved ones.
You know what? Fuck that owl. YEAH I SAID IT. I'm not going to pretend like I care about that stupid bitch ass owl anymore, you guys can cry all you want to.
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