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RE: AWWWWW


Maybe you're Harry Potter.

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I'm pretty sure in Harry Potter the owls didn't come crashing through car windows and break their necks.

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Pizza wrote:
john31584 wrote:

I'm generally not a huge fan of birds, but owls are really interesting.


The reason I don't like them is because one time when I was a kid we were on a road trip late at night and out of nowhere one flew through our windshield and landed in my lap. I've had owl trauma ever since.


 To be honest, I feel more sorry for the owl.

Poor guy :(



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Well it's not liking we were chasing the owl down with our car trying to make him crash through our own windshield. I AM THE VICTIM OF AN OWL BEING STUPID. THE OWL WAS AT FAULT HERE, ANY JURY IN THE WORLD WOULD CONVICT HIM.

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The owl was innocently flying through the night, searching for mice as millions of years of evolution taught it to do, and here comes this monstrous, alien block of steel, barreling through the woods at unnatural speeds to slam into the poor owl who couldn't have seen it coming, couldn't have moved away in time, couldn't have said goodbye to its loved ones.

For shame, sir. For shame.

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Give that Owl a national holiday and send Pizza's entire family to prison.

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You know what? Fuck that owl. YEAH I SAID IT. I'm not going to pretend like I care about that stupid bitch ass owl anymore, you guys can cry all you want to.

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See, that proves that birds are generally jerks.

Owls are one of the few awesome birds there are, and that other bird is attacking him for no reason!

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iono, the owl seems okay with it.

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Worst day ever.

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Corgi cam!



-- Edited by john31584 on Saturday 4th of August 2012 03:23:21 PM

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john31584 wrote:

Corgi cam!



-- Edited by john31584 on Saturday 4th of August 2012 03:23:21 PM


They look kind of like rodents.



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Give them a week or two.

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"QUIT SQUEEZING MY FACE, ASSHOLE"



-- Edited by Pizza on Friday 19th of October 2012 05:42:26 PM

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This dog is beautiful!



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