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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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Happy New Year?


SO, Moris abandoned me to vegas with his loser friends.

I made plan to go see my cousin, but my clingy friend wants to go too and I can't tell her no, because she's alll, "I don't want to be by myself."

This is gonna be weird.



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Sheriff of Paddy's

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My girlfriend made me drive her all the way out to Queen Creek to see her family and we only stayed there for like a half hour (it's almost an hour drive one way). There was absolutely nothing going on, they didn't even have any fireworks. I don't like New Year's Eve.

How was your thing?

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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I got stoned and fell asleep before midnight


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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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I decided to ditch them all.

And I took my mom to a wedding instead. It wasn't any more fun obviously, but I didn't want to go see my cousin with my friend.

Why didn't your girlfriend called beforehand..?

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I don't know, I think she did. It seemed like by the time we got there everybody was on their way out, but her parents didn't tell her, they were just like "YEAH COME OVER OR YOU DON'T LOVE US."

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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She has this weird ass cousin though who was there. He wouldn't leave me alone, in fact I think the only reason he stayed was because he knew I was coming. He just turned 21 and the first thing he did was buy a handgun, and he wouldn't shut up about it and kept trying to get me to come over to his place to show it to me. I wasn't engaging him at all but he kept going on and on about it and all his other guns like it was the coolest thing in the world to me. Fucking kid gives me the creeps.



-- Edited by Pizza on Sunday 1st of January 2012 07:03:27 PM

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He wants your dong.

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Cheese and I took all our savings to NYC to invest heavily in alcohol.

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

I got stoned and fell asleep before midnight


 That is the saddest thing I've ever heard.



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Sheriff of Paddy's

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That's not sad. I've chosen to go to sleep before midnight on New Year's Eve. What the hell is there to celebrate about anyways? HUH? NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT.





...Okay, maybe that's a little bit sad. But seriously, New Year's Eve sucks bonkey dalls.



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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Anyways there's no point to any of this. It's 2012. WE'RE FINALLY GONNA DIE, YOU GUYS.

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