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Shutup Pizza and Awkward; I walked my dog today.


And he sucks at it.

 

 

He was noticeably better after our hour or so walking down my street and I decided that I should walk him more until he can be around strangers and other dogs.



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LOL, good for you.

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He was all high strung and energetic when I was putting on his collar and getting ready. I thought it was excitement but I think it may be fear.


He was scared to walk around.

He may not be an actual dog. He calmed down a lot after he got used to it, but still barked at stupid strangers.

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I attribute Moris' new sense of responsibility as a dog owner to myself.

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Because of your guys' criticisms, I've also started beating him.


He says thanks a lot pizza.

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He's gotta learn somehow.

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Otis also stinks.

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HOW MANY MORE WALKS HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR DOG ON, MORIS? TELL ME SO I CAN JUDGE YOU.

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Pizza, are you sleeping later because you has no jerb?

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Yeah, last night I stayed up till like 2 eating leftover chicken wings.

THIS IS THE LIFE.

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Did you file for unemployment?

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Yarp. Tall bitches should be arriving at my doorstep any day now.



-- Edited by Pizza on Wednesday 7th of December 2011 07:08:15 AM

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COOOOOL

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I walk him for about an hour Tues-Fri

He went past our block today and was totally stoked.


Otis happens to be Keanu Reeves from Point Break.

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When I was unemployed I ate a lot of pizza rolls and stayed up reeaaal late.



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MorisUkunRasik wrote:

When I was unemployed I ate a lot of pizza rolls and stayed up reeaaal late.


 Sup, me/



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