I r unemployed pizza

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I r unemployed pizza

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

CHAAAAAAAAAANGE

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

But seriously, good luck finding a new job.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Thanks, John. YOU KNOW, IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, I'M YOUR GUY. I'M WILLING TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I'M WILLING TO GET THE JOB DONE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT? HMM? HMMMM?

Spoiler: GAY SEX.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

If I ever become gay, and suddenly have some extra money to spend on sexual favors, you'll be the first person I call.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

YOU MEAN IF YOU CONTINUE TO BE GAY.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Oh Pizza, you card.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

I was unemployed for almost a year. It was turrible.

I ended up getting hired by the same place that fired me to do bitch-ass temp work, but now I'm being transferred to the loan processing department due to my sexiness.

Problem is the bank I'm working for is in the process of being purchased and relocated. If I'm lucky enough I'll be transferred 26 miles away to Irvine. Then my prblem will no longer be gainful employment but transportation, my continued education and finding time to see Awkward.

The future is a bright one.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

At least we all have the sweet release of death to look forward to, right guys?

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

And butt sex with tall women.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I have no idea what on earth you're talking about but regardless I'm disgusted.

Jason · Only in cartoons

I also have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm very interested in finding out more.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

IGNORE HER.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

That's what unemployed men do, ask Moris.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

I have banged many a tall women's asses.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

It's normal protocol.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Good thing I'm super short.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

They don't want to you know it, but that's basically all the unemployment office does. Just arranges for men to have anal sex with tall girls.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

I suppose if they advertised that fact, everybody would want to be unemployed. They'd have to start conscripting every woman in the country who's over 5'9" to work at the unemployment office. The whole economy would collapse.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's