Thanks, John. YOU KNOW, IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, I'M YOUR GUY. I'M WILLING TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I'M WILLING TO GET THE JOB DONE, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT? HMM? HMMMM?
Spoiler
GAY SEX.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
I was unemployed for almost a year. It was turrible.
I ended up getting hired by the same place that fired me to do bitch-ass temp work, but now I'm being transferred to the loan processing department due to my sexiness.
Problem is the bank I'm working for is in the process of being purchased and relocated. If I'm lucky enough I'll be transferred 26 miles away to Irvine. Then my prblem will no longer be gainful employment but transportation, my continued education and finding time to see Awkward.
The future is a bright one.
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"Moris should be here soon to rub it in my face..." -Pizza
I suppose if they advertised that fact, everybody would want to be unemployed. They'd have to start conscripting every woman in the country who's over 5'9" to work at the unemployment office. The whole economy would collapse.