Weather troll FTW! Also - John, I think you're right about Cosmo. I was playing on stumbleupon and this came up. It should be re-titled "10 Things Cosmo Wants You To Do To Go To Jail!"
It's a wonder that God demanded "thou shalt not kill" given that murder accelerates the victim's eternal union with perfection and love. Wouldn't that be the best thing you could give another person?
It's almost as if the Ten Commandments were written by people to govern social relationships without regard to the afterlife...