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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Attention the black people


RACIST PIZZA'S GOT SUMFIN' TO SAY TO YOU ALL. Please stop saying "Libary". Libary is not a real word. You can use all the crazy jungle ebonics you want, but I just want that to stop right now.

Part of me dies every time I see a black girl being all urban and shit on her phone with her homegirls and going "YEAH GIRL I'M AT THE LIBARY." In that moment I can just feel all the hot, fiery, white people eyes in the room glaring at us, thinking "MY GOD, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THOSE PEOPLE. SOMETHING OUGHT TO BE DONE WITH THEM" 

THAT IS ALL, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU GUYS.



-- Edited by Pizza on Tuesday 25th of October 2011 04:13:51 AM

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I would rather see a fellow blacky that looked exactly like that than hear the word "libary" come out of their mouth.

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Hey Pizza, why do people talk into cellphones weird?

Rather than just holding the phone up to their ear, and speaking into the microphone, they tend to hold it in front of their face to talk, then put it back up to their ear to listen?

There's nothing wrong with using the phone like that, but it's just something I've noticed. Why do you do it?

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john31584 wrote:

Hey Pizza, why do people talk into cellphones weird?


WHICH PEOPLE? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PEOPLE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, JOHN.



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LOL. I do that but only in loud places because some phones would echo the noise back into the earpiece..
Does that make sense? Like.. if I were to blow into the mouth piece, I would hear it back.
I'm guessing it's just old phones.

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Awkward totally talks on the phone like a black girl

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Black people need to stop pronouncing "ask" "ax", amirite here folks?

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

Black people need to stop pronouncing "ask" "ax", amirite here folks?


 http://www.theonion.com/articles/africanamerican-neighborhood-terrorized-by-ask-mur,24821/



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Yup, pretty much the best Onion hideline ever.

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Pizza wrote:
john31584 wrote:

Hey Pizza, why do people talk into cellphones weird?


WHICH PEOPLE? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PEOPLE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, JOHN.


 Black people.



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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

Black people need to stop pronouncing "ask" "ax", amirite here folks?


 

I do this too.

 

 

 

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Awkward Smile wrote:

I do this too.

 

 

 

Futurama, duh.


 

YEAH DUH, we're just ahead of the curve.



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