My favorite game ever. Why do people get so excited about this? IT'S BOOOORING. The only thing worse is college football. If I have to hear any more old white people go on and on about college football ever again I will kill myself. THAT IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION.
SHUT UP ABOUT STUPID BORING ASS FOOTBALL ALREADY, I COMMAND IT. YOU HEAR ME, AMERICA? NO MORE FOOTBALL.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
Here is exactly what watching a professional football game on TV is like:
KICKOFF 5 SECONDS OF RUNNING CAR COMMERCIAL! BEER COMMERCIAL! CAR COMMERCIAL! PLAY THAT LASTS 3 SECONDS CAR COMMERCIAL! ICE CUBE VS. COORS LIGHT! CAR COMMERCIAL! ANOTHER 3 SECONDS OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME BIG TRUCKS! LIGHT BEER! EVEN BIGGER TRUCKS! AND REPEAT
HOW IS THAT FUN TO WATCH?
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
I like football, but I only watch when the playoffs start.
I remember reading that in an hour and a half broadcast there's something like 12 minutes of actual football. Don't quote me on that, but I think its fairly accurate.
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"Moris should be here soon to rub it in my face..." -Pizza
I have friends and family whose highlight of the week is spending all sunday sitting at home watching football, and I just don't get it. It's one of those big cultural things that I have zero interest in, AND I FEEL LIKE I AM ALL ALONE IN THIS WORLD AND I HAVE NO ONE TO GO TO.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
It's less about watching compelling television programming and more about having some images to stare at as you stuff your face full of nachos, chicken wings, and cold beer.
If you have a better set of images, you may invite me into your home so that I can eat and drink there instead.
It's less about watching compelling television programming and more about having some images to stare at as you stuff your face full of nachos, chicken wings, and cold beer.
This answer I can accept, although that still sounds like not the most fun time in the world to me.
I just can't fathom that people LOVE football that much that they feel the need to spend all day watching it.
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