We don't have a "good stand-up" thread, so here you go. Last night I watched a really funny, sort of new stand-up special. It was by Colin Quinn and called Long Story Short. I was never a huge Colin Quinn fan or anything, I just watched it because I was bored, and I was surprised by how good it was. It was almost a spoken-word type of thing, but it's also really funny.

It's on HBO Go (which is also awesome), you should check it out. I just wanted to let you know, CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS.

THAT IS ALL. PIZZA HAS SPOKEN.