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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Poltergeist- I mean Insidious


So I went and saw that Insidious movie last night. Lately I've been craving dumb, fun horror movies a lot, and this movie was just perfect for that, even though it was pretty much a 2011 version of Poltergeist with a couple things switched around (the ghost expert lady isn't a midget, instead of a girl being trapped in the other world it's a boy, and they threw in a big red scary guy for good measure).

Anyways yeah, it was an entertaining movie, and if you've had a hankerin' for a cheap, scary movie you should go watch it.

THAT IS ALL.



-- Edited by Pizza on Monday 11th of April 2011 04:57:36 AM

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Did you see Paranormal Activity?

I just saw it recently, and thought it was pretty good.

And it was made for $15,000, and was way scarier than most horror movies with bigger budgets.

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Yeah I did, I didn't like it, but that could just be because I watched with my stupid little brother and he wouldn't shut up the entire time.

It seemed like it was kind of trying to go for a tense, moody atmosphere instead of having a ghost jumping out at the screen and going "BLAH!", and it's pretty much impossible for that feeling to sink in when some dumb kid sitting next to you keeps going "BITCH ARE YOU RETARDED? LEAVE THE FUCKIN' HOUSE" "NIGGA WHY YOU STILL FILMING THIS ****?" and constantly suggesting better, more logical alternatives for the characters (because his dumb ass has all the answers, right).

SERIOUSLY, WHO DOES THAT SHIT? IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CHARACTERS TO BEHAVE RATIONALLY IN A HORROR MOVIE, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE?

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Black people at the movies, right guys?


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Sheriff of Paddy's

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.

We weren't even watching it at a theater, we illegally downloaded it from the internet.

DIRTY THIEVIN' NAGGERS.


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And, hello, had he been paying attention to the movie, he would have known that leaving the house would not have helped, because the girl was being stalked by the demon for her whole life, and it would have followed her anywhere. It's like "Hello! Earth to Pizza's brother! This is simple stuff!" GHAL

Anyway, having learned that, her boyfriend should have been like "hey, I'm going out for smokes" and the movie ends with the sound of screeching tires in the driveway as he speeds off.



-- Edited by john31584 on Sunday 10th of April 2011 07:23:55 PM

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Fun fact: to get that picture, I did a search for "The Wee Baby Seamus"

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