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I like being old. I don't have to talk to my parents, no one asks me to help move their stuff, I don't have to understand today's "edgy" TV sitcoms.

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Now I need a fake I.D. to rent ultra-porn

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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

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Now that the garbage is in space, Doctor, perhaps you could help me with my sexual inhibitions.
With gusto.

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Did you see me escaping? I was all like "WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP"

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YEAH, BRING ON THE HOT CHICKS BECAUSE I'M A HOT STUD.

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A woman!

I'm scared!

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Your show is so cute! Kids will love it!

And it looks so cruddy that their ironic hipster parents will "love" it!

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Mr. Peppy? Bullets make you talk?!

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I'm sorry, we couldn't get the bomb out.
It's stuck in there with glue or something, I don't know.

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According to government records, the only names not yet picked are "zittzers" and "popplers".
I know, we'll call them popplers!
Great idea, Fry!
You sure picked it!
Swish!

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WEEERNSTROM

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Tits and Grits

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Get ready to run, we've got 25 minutes.

uuhhh 15 minutes

5 minutes...

6h minutes?

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Cynthia used to drink Slurm.

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And I'm the other guy. Courage. Not enough of it. Need some from what's his name.

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I don't even know what we do.

What are we - a bus or something?

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He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.

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careful, fry! that flag might be poisonous!

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I thought this was cute.

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