...waiting in line to get a sample, and some guy walked up to me and just started talking to me about how all major world leaders, dating at least back to Abraham Lincoln, were Turkish spies.
He then started talking about how he was a prophet and the Wachowski Brothers stole the idea for the plot of "The Matrix" from his dreams, which are actually real.
What did you say to him? I've had a couple crazy people experiences.
I picked up this hitchhiker once and... it was probably the most bizarre experience of my life. She seemed relatively normal at first, but you could sorta tell there was something a little off about her. Then just completely out of nowhere she informed me that all of the Kennedy's were actually underground reptile people and how the reptile people are everywhere among us, infiltrating our society. She said that if you look at any old picture of any of the Kennedy's, their eyes were all yellow and reptilian. She was completely serious about of all it.
Also, I played guitar with a slightly less crazy guy at party once. He claimed to have written the original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song and they stole it from him.
Also one of the Wachowski brothers is a woman now.
TRUE STORIES, ALL OF IT.
-- Edited by Pizza on Thursday 16th of December 2010 04:13:16 AM
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