Thanksgiving is at my parents house this year. I really wish I could've just come Thanksgiving and left the same day, but I have to be around here and deal with my neurotic mother planning and chain smoking and going insane.
I have the option of spending Thanksgiving with my ex's family, all of whom still adore me apparently and sent me an invite, spending it with my family, which is horrifying, or spending it alone. I have opted for alone. I plan on cleaning my whole kitchen and then NOT cooking turkey. I dislike it. I think I'll have crepes instead. Fuck yeah.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West
I wish you luck, John. I hosted last year. We had 20 people to feed. 7 of which were loud, annoying, little children. Horrid. I'm so happy with my quiet Thanksgiving with junk food. Best. Day. Ever.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West