Yeah. Baseball. Woo.

I actually watched part of the game last night. I still don't understand how people can stand watching that shit.

"Oh no, wait a minute, the batter is calling for time. Looks like he's going to get himself a new bat. And now there's a beach ball on the field, and the ball boys are discussing which one of them's going to go get it."

people are losing their minds in excitement 'round these parts

You know what would be a better competition? Having John and Pumpkin in a bare knuckle fight to the death, and whoever comes out alive, their state's team wins the World Series. That would be a million times cooler than this boring ass "baseball".