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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Play Whip It!


No. Play the other one.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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BONUS PIZZA STORY:
So this doesn't have anything to do with Futurama, but I felt like posting it. I was taking a shower just now, MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS DAMNIT, when out of the corner of my eye I notice a little black thing on the ground. GEE WHIZ PIZZA, I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE? LET'S LOOK DOWN AND FIND OUT - OH MY GOD IT'S A ****ING ****ROACH, THERE IS A ****ING LIVE ****ROACH CRAWLING AROUND IN MY SHOWER, THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS GOD?
When I got out of the shower my girlfriend asked why I "screamed like Pee-Wee Herman". Apparently she heard me and that's what my scream sounded like. In my defense I didn't scream when I saw it, I screamed when I tried to pick it up with a piece of toilet paper and felt it crawl on my hand.


-- Edited by Pizza on Friday 3rd of September 2010 06:54:57 AM

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That's why I have cats. Cats eat all those things. They eat them and poop them. I'd rather scoop cat poop than pick up a roach.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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COCKROACH. IT'S AN INSECT, ACTIVEBOARD, NOT A SWEAR WORD. JESUS GOD YOU SUCK.


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Tits and Grits

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the roaches here are the size of my cat's head! IM DEFENSELESS!

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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You should mail them to Dexter.

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Yup, cats in insects. pretty gross.
Mine used to hunt flies.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Cats in insects are pretty gross.

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Tits and Grits

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she's wasted, man

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