BONUS PIZZA STORY: So this doesn't have anything to do with Futurama, but I felt like posting it. I was taking a shower just now, MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS DAMNIT, when out of the corner of my eye I notice a little black thing on the ground. GEE WHIZ PIZZA, I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE? LET'S LOOK DOWN AND FIND OUT - OH MY GOD IT'S A ****ING ****ROACH, THERE IS A ****ING LIVE ****ROACH CRAWLING AROUND IN MY SHOWER, THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS GOD? When I got out of the shower my girlfriend asked why I "screamed like Pee-Wee Herman". Apparently she heard me and that's what my scream sounded like. In my defense I didn't scream when I saw it, I screamed when I tried to pick it up with a piece of toilet paper and felt it crawl on my hand.
-- Edited by Pizza on Friday 3rd of September 2010 06:54:57 AM
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