Sometimes when I'm bored and there's no one else around, I do stuff JUST FOR ME that I find hilarious because I'm a crazy person. Like, sometimes if I'm at the store I'll write stuff in the birthday cards, like the other day there was a card with all black people on it, and I wrote "WHITE POWER! - Jesus". IT WAS PRETTY CLEVER. And in my heart of heart of heart of hearts I know that eventually some day someone in a hurry will pick up one of those cards for their nephew's birthday party that they forgot about or something and then buy it without looking inside, and when they do, BAM! YOU JUST GOT PIZZA'D. That's what I'd call it... GETTING PIZZA'D. THAT OUTTA LEARN YOU TO NOT WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE.