When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

RE: God... damnit.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

john31584 wrote:
How much do you want to bet that "3D Movie" is coming out next summer?

And instead of attempting to satirize the 3D craze it'll just be the same shit... BUT IN 3D!!!

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

If I had any friends that wanted to see this, they would cease to be my friends. I do have some family that I'm sure thinks this looks hilarious, AND THEY ARE NOW DEAD TO ME.

Andy001 · Spaghetti

This thread just makes me do a big *sigh* every time I see it.

WHY WON'T THESE STUPID FILMS EVER DIE?

Andy001 · Spaghetti

john31584 wrote:

It's called "The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It"

I swear to god.

This title/concept is kind of impressive in its sheer awfulness though.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

At least according to one reviewer, this movie is a tiny modicum less horrible than the other Movie movies. They went so far as to give it a D.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/vampires-suck,44316/

Praising the reviled filmmaking team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, creators of the Scary/Date/Epic/Disaster Moviespoofs, is something like doling out encouragement to small children. Just as tykes are regularly praised for tying their own shoes, picking out clothes, and going to the potty all by themselves, the Friedberg/Seltzer juggernaut of awfulness that isVampires Suck merits commendation for such non-triumphs as telling a relatively coherent story, settling on one genre as a satirical target, and conveying a knowledge of its source material that goes beyond stumbling across it while channel-surfing or seeing it turn up under Trending on Twitter. The boys similarly deserve very minor props for choosing a satirical target that lends itself to satire: the glum, self-important Twilightnovels and movies. Sadly, thats where the filmmakers mild accomplishments end and the groaningly predictable hackwork begins.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Good lord

Because ONE horrible Twilight spoof wasn't enough?

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

At least with that one they had the decency to release it straight to DVD. I think the part that infuriates me the most about these spoof movies is that they get wide releases and people actually go see them. They'll probably make about 5 sequels to Vampires Suck now.

Jason · Only in cartoons

People need to start getting killed over these movies. They are a crime against humanity and decency.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

john31584 wrote:

Good lord

Because ONE horrible Twilight spoof wasn't enough?

My friend's nephews were watching this, streaming from netflix through their 360. Its youtube quality video, has some of the worst editing EVER and deserves to be fired out of a cannon into the sun.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Jason wrote:

People need to start getting killed over these movies. They are a crime against humanity and decency.

Sometimes I think violence is used to solve problems too often.

Then I look at these movies, and think that maybe it's not used to solve problems often enough.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Mmmm sweet murderlicious violence