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Sheriff of Paddy's

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BREAKING PIZZA NEWS, BECAUSE YOU ALL CARE


So my stupid 16 year old ho-bag of a cousin found out she is pregnant. This is literally just a few months after a separate incident where she thought she was pregnant and found out she wasn't. Her parents should've slapped the stupid out of her a long time ago.

And then on Friday, another cousin of mine who is not a stupid ho-bag but is awesome had a stroke and is now in a coma. He's 27.

So yeah, that's all.


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how the hell did your 27 year old cousin get a stroke?

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Nobody knows.

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sounds like a Maury problem

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Sorry about your cousins.. including the ho bag one.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Stupid ho-bag, get it right.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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I saw my stupid pregnant ho-bag cousin yesterday, all big and fat. Pregnant teenagers gross me out.

-- Edited by Pizza on Friday 19th of November 2010 06:39:41 AM

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I care nothing for stupid ho-bags, but that your other cousin had a stroke at that age is frightening and tragic.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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It had something to do with him doing overhead weight lifting and causing a blood clot. He's recovered pretty nicely though.

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Tits and Grits

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people can have a stroke at any age, my dad had one when he was a baby :/

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My stroke had a dad when it was a baby.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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I'm sorry, that's not cool to make fun of baby strokes.

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really, dude

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