So my stupid 16 year old ho-bag of a cousin found out she is pregnant. This is literally just a few months after a separate incident where she thought she was pregnant and found out she wasn't. Her parents should've slapped the stupid out of her a long time ago.
And then on Friday, another cousin of mine who is not a stupid ho-bag but is awesome had a stroke and is now in a coma. He's 27.
So yeah, that's all.
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