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DEATHPIGGIE


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I LOVE sneezing.
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It rules.  Every strong sneeze feels so ****ing good.  It's like my face is having some kind of orgasmic experience.  My mouth, nose and eyes all feel good for a split second.  While I realize there is no actual connection between orgasms and sneezes, it still feels amazing and I end up with a runny mess on my hand.

WHO ELSE LOVES SNEEZING?

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MorisUkunRasik


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awkward and I went to school with a girl who said when she sneezes it was like her face was cumming. She did crystal meth and now has a kid at 20. In summary you are no better than her.

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HIP HIP

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No. I sneezed right as I clicked on this topic. And it sucked, just like every other sneeze I've ever sneezed.

-- Edited by Pizza on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 01:27:15 AM

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Sneezing is actually the closest thing our body does to an orgasm, so yes, it is kind of like a face orgasm.

Your whole body, not just your face tenses up and then you get a release.

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I don't know what kind of shitty orgasms you guys are having if you can compare them to sneezing.

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I was about to say, piggie and dexter should get married and sneeze all over each other.

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Haha

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Dexter wrote:

Sneezing is actually the closest thing our body does to an orgasm, so yes, it is kind of like a face orgasm.

Your whole body, not just your face tenses up and then you get a release.



There's no actual connection between orgasm and sneezing.  It was just a comparison.



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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

Dexter wrote:

Sneezing is actually the closest thing our body does to an orgasm, so yes, it is kind of like a face orgasm.

Your whole body, not just your face tenses up and then you get a release.



There's no actual connection between orgasm and sneezing.  It was just a comparison.


That's what I tried telling the girl from high school!

 



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