This seems like a good opportunity share my thoughts on goatees. If you're thinking about growing a goatee at any point in life, YOU NEED TO FUCKING STOP THAT SHIT. Goatees are the worst. I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ANYMORE. NO. Especially on bald guys, YOU DO NOT LOOK COOL. If you're getting towards those middle years of your life, your hair's starting say bye-bye, and you suddenly get the glorious idea "HEY! I'LL SHAVE MY HEAD AND GROW A FU[I][/I]CKING GOATEE!" NO. NO. YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG. I WARNED YOU.