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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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My lfie is average


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Today, I realized that I am unemployed, live with my mother, play video games all day in my basement, and I am still a virgin. It's alright, I finish 9th grade next week. MLIA

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Worst Poster of Always

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Because FML, Lamebook and peopleofwalmart.com aren't enough already.

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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West





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Today, when I returned from school I found a pile of clothes in the laundry room. It was strange because I didn't remember putting them there. After a while, I discovered my cat dragging dirty clothes out of my room and into the laundry room. Thanks for helping me out buddy. MLIA


I think I need to train my cats to do this.

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Today, as I was paying at the store I read a tip jar sign that said "Every time you DON'T tip...a unicorn dies!!!" At first I thought it was a silly sign until I saw three different young children start crying because they didn't want to see a unicorn die. All of their parents tipped. Genius. MLIA

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