When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Why is Slash posting pictures of Count's penis on the other message board?

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

...WORST. MESSAGE BOARD. EVER.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

I think any message board with Slash is now the worst message board ever.

WTB PERMA BAN!

I don't know why he's got such a stick up his ass and why he's such a dick to everyone.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Slash + pictures of Count's **** = Message board equivalent of the holocaust

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

To top it all off, apparently the hand holding the penis is Seacow's.

I'm pretty sure Count hasn't been posting because he's now dead from having her hand touch his penis.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Dexter wrote:

To top it all off, apparently the hand holding the penis is Seacow's.

Oh... my god Slash... SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT KIND OF PERSON POSTS SOMETHING LIKE THAT? THAT HORSE PICTURE THAT PIGGIE POSTS IS MORE TASTEFUL THAN THAT.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Do I want to know what horse picture that is?

I have a feeling I don't.

I didn't want to see Count's penis either. Nor any part of Seacow's body ever. EVER. I've seen her in person twice and that way WAY TOO MANY TIMES.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

What does she look like in person?

Anyway, I bet he got the picture because seacow sent it to him.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

From what I know Seakunt and Slash are buddies, so probably.

WHO RECEIVES LEWD PICTURES FROM SOMEONE ON A MESSAGE BOARD? GROSSSSS

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

I'm sure they've done more than that if that's her hand.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

HAI GUIZ LETS POAST BOMB THEM WITH THE HORSE PIC.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

She wouldn't be so bad looking if she didn't have horrible, horrible skin. With better skin she'd be like...a 6. Plus she hangs out with Natasha so I'm sure she has diseases by association.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

I.... just remembered everything being wrong.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Have you seen her too? I haven't seen her in day light. I've seen her in dark shows and her skin has just been oil and, to put it nicely, bubbly bumpy skin. I mean it probably looks worse in the day time. I'm just trying to be nice. I mean she resembles the wicked witch with horrible skin. That's what popped into my head the first time I saw her.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Only saw that one picture of her that she posted for Mathsex.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Ah. I don't think I've seen that. I've seen her in person though and...yeah. Ugh.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Wow. That looks nothing like her in person if I'm thinking of the right person. Seacow has a much darker complexion. Though she might have blown out her picture to cover up the bad skin.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Well, it wouldn't surprise me if you were thinking of the wrong person since you thought I was Euphoric. And you wonder why I don't make you a mod.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Dude, I've met Seacow and she shook my hand and told me she was Seacow. Someone else told me you were Euphoric. I honestly thought Euphoric had become less of a jerk and more fun in general, but he didn't 'cause you're not Euphoric.