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I NEED BABIES!!!

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Tomorrow is Nat'l Coming Out Day


so I'm coming out (to internet strangers.  Does that count??).

I'm bisexual.


...and no, that does not mean that I'm a slut, attention-hungry, or dying to have threesomes. 


And...closet opened.



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*MASSIVE BOMBSHELL*

October 11th... so it is. Did anyone else know that? Why don't I know anything!?!?!

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I NEED BABIES!!!

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Where I'm from, that IS a massive bombshell.

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I didn't know it was National Coming Out Day until she told me. I'm pretty sure that one hasn't made it to "National Holiday" yet...

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I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE THOSE BABIES YOU WANT SO BADLY WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. HA-RUMPH.

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Luckily I'm having babies with Jason.


If not though, I imagine sperm donations aren't too hard to come by.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Jason is quite feminine. It all makes sense now.

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PIGGIE CAME OUT LAST YEAR WITH THE CANDLE STORY. DO YOU ALL REMEMBER THAT? OH YOU DIDN'T? DAMN.

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I'm feminine?

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See, there's this thing I do. I'm a dick about completely arbitrary things. AND ALL IN A FUN LOVING TONE SO NO ONE'S FEELINGS ARE HURT.

Though you are still feminine, what with your delicate sensibilities.

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I'm man enough to bake an awesome pumpkin pie. AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!

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Jason's too hairy and boobless to be feminine. Also the penis.

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PUMPKIN PIE IS EASY. I make the best pancakes ever, ONE TIME I MADE A BATMAN SIGNAL PANCAKE.

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Tomorrow I make pumpkin pancakes. THEY WILL BE ORANGE!

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...Can I have some?

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I don't think they'd be worth the road trip.

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I'm coming through Virginia to reach NC this fall. I EXPECT IF I SHOW UP THESE AFORE MENTIONED PUMPKIN CAKES WILL BE READY.

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You're not man enough for these pancakes.

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I'm like that guy in your profile picture, but with a gun in hand and a bear impaled on it.

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

PIGGIE CAME OUT LAST YEAR WITH THE CANDLE STORY. DO YOU ALL REMEMBER THAT? OH YOU DIDN'T? DAMN.




I very much remember that old chestnut.



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