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Sheriff of Paddy's

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RE: Least favorite things ever topic


Red lights. Why can't every light always be green just for me? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

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Quite a few drivers I know have this paranoid fantasy that the lights are being changed by some vindictive traffic controller just to torment them in particular.
Clearly driving in the city will turn you insane. What a wonderful world.

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When you're trying to watch a movie, and people keep asking dumb questions like "What just happened?" "Why did he do that?" "Who's that guy?" PAY ATTENTION TO THE FUCKIN' MOVIE. The worst is when they'll just show up in the middle of the movie and expect you to fill them in on everything as it goes along.

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THAT IS LIKE MY LEAST FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD.

GODDAMN PAY ATTENTION OR AT LEAST SHUT UP.

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awkward does this alllll the time.

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shutup

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Speaking of shutting up, Luke Wilson and those fuckin AT&T commercials. AT&T SUCKS. LUKE WILSON SUCKS. I THINK YOU KNOW IT.

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I agree. Every time I see those commercials, all I can think is "Who is this man, and why would I trust his word on cellular phone coverage?"

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The worst is the "What's the Capital of Peru" million dollar question. Really??? Sign me up for that game show.

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REMEMBER THAT GOOD MOVIE LUKE WILSON WAS IN? NO? EXACTLY

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He's been in some funny movies, but his involvement had nothing to do with them being funny.

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Anchorman, Idiocracy.

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You thought Idiocracy was a funny movie? Really?

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You know who I don't like? Bob Marshall.

Seriously, whenever I think maybe Virginia ain't so bad and I should stay here, something like this happens. Then I'm reminded that I live in a state that has specifically banned gay marriage in its constitution, and one that is full of people who believe in a literal interpretation of a Bible that suggests I should be stoned to death for my rejection of their vain and hateful God.

I need to get out of here.

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I might have posted this somewhere before, but I can't stand it when people order their food to not have tomatoes on it. Like "Oh can I get that sandwich, BUT WITHOUT TOMATO?" OH MY GOD SHUT UP WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? TOMATOES IMPROVE THE SANDWICH. GROW UP ALREADY.

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If the tomato isn't perfectly fresh, it can be mushy and destroy the whole sandwich. Why take the risk if you don't eat there often?

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Aaron Carter

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I hate my brother's shower. IT'S STUPID.

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Pizza wrote:

I might have posted this somewhere before, but I can't stand it when people order their food to not have tomatoes on it. Like "Oh can I get that sandwich, BUT WITHOUT TOMATO?" OH MY GOD SHUT UP WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? TOMATOES IMPROVE THE SANDWICH. GROW UP ALREADY.



I KNOW!!  They do improve the sandwich!

 



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THIS VEGETARIAN DISAGREES

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