Quite a few drivers I know have this paranoid fantasy that the lights are being changed by some vindictive traffic controller just to torment them in particular. Clearly driving in the city will turn you insane. What a wonderful world.
When you're trying to watch a movie, and people keep asking dumb questions like "What just happened?" "Why did he do that?" "Who's that guy?" PAY ATTENTION TO THE FUCKIN' MOVIE. The worst is when they'll just show up in the middle of the movie and expect you to fill them in on everything as it goes along.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
Seriously, whenever I think maybe Virginia ain't so bad and I should stay here, something like this happens. Then I'm reminded that I live in a state that has specifically banned gay marriage in its constitution, and one that is full of people who believe in a literal interpretation of a Bible that suggests I should be stoned to death for my rejection of their vain and hateful God.
I might have posted this somewhere before, but I can't stand it when people order their food to not have tomatoes on it. Like "Oh can I get that sandwich, BUT WITHOUT TOMATO?" OH MY GOD SHUT UP WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? TOMATOES IMPROVE THE SANDWICH. GROW UP ALREADY.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
I might have posted this somewhere before, but I can't stand it when people order their food to not have tomatoes on it. Like "Oh can I get that sandwich, BUT WITHOUT TOMATO?" OH MY GOD SHUT UP WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? TOMATOES IMPROVE THE SANDWICH. GROW UP ALREADY.