I generally like feminine women, but they have to have something to offer other than only looks or I just can't get into them (...no pun intended). When Jason took me to see Star Trek I spent most of the time looking at Spok's girlfriend.
I wonder if the advertising strategy behind that ad is to repeat it over and over so many times that you gradually begin to lose your mind and think you've actually won... something. Nobody is stupid enough to think "ALRIGHT I'VE WON!" the first time they hear that, but maybe the 100,000th time a very small, very irrational part of them thinks "You know... maybe" then the 500,000th time "You know, they sure are being about me winning, maybe I shouldn't be so quick to write this thing off" then finally "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT FINE I'LL CLICK IT!"
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
Cheba Hut. Good god. It's the most juvenile and retarded thing in the world. Walking in there is like walking into some 16 year old stoner's myspace page, it's awful. And people act like their subs are so fucking great, AND THEY'RE SO FUCKING NOT. I would choose Subway over their meh subs any damn day.
UNFORGIVABLE.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
Yeah they're mostly in Arizona, further proving that this is the worst place ever.
If you're ever out here, and someone suggests that you "have to eat there" (this sentence will probably end in the word man) YOU PUNCH THEM IN THEIR STUPID FACE.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
I hate that one fat comedian. What's that one fat comedian's name? You know the one, he's really fat and not funny. He's on TV right now. I'm not going to look him up because he's too damn fat and I hate him so much.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile