To me, that commercial perfectly encapsulates where we are as a culture in 2011. Millions of dollars on a commercial where dancing hamsters unite warring robots using a Kia Soul and the ****tiest, most annoying pop song. THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO SEE.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
Drivers who speed up when they see you signaling to get into their lane. GOD WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT WOULD POSSESS YOU TO BE SUCH A COMPLETE DICK.
"THIS GUY'S TRYING TO CHANGE LANES AND BE IN FRONT OF ME?! SHEEEEEET, NOT ON MY WATCH! BECAUSE THEN IF THAT HAPPENED THEN HIS CAR WOULD BE AHEAD OF MINE AND... AND AND... AND... I WOULDN'T BE FIRST ANYMORE, AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT!"
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
So I had to renew my license online and the dmw website is now consistently as inconvenient as going there (OK, maybe not), because you have to register for an online account now and the process crashed twice on me.
Drivers who speed up when they see you signaling to get into their lane. GOD WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT WOULD POSSESS YOU TO BE SUCH A COMPLETE DICK.
"THIS GUY'S TRYING TO CHANGE LANES AND BE IN FRONT OF ME?! SHEEEEEET, NOT ON MY WATCH! BECAUSE THEN IF THAT HAPPENED THEN HIS CAR WOULD BE AHEAD OF MINE AND... AND AND... AND... I WOULDN'T BE FIRST ANYMORE, AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT!"
I had a dude do that to me today. He was about 10 car lengths behind me and when he saw my blinker on, he sped up. I had tons of room to get over so I did, and he rode my ass until I got off the freeway. I love it when people ride my ass, I just take my foot off the gas and see how slow I can get until they move the fuck on.
/end rant
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West