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Sheriff of Paddy's

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RE: Least favorite things ever topic


To me, that commercial perfectly encapsulates where we are as a culture in 2011. Millions of dollars on a commercial where dancing hamsters unite warring robots using a Kia Soul and the ****tiest, most annoying pop song. THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO SEE.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Drivers who speed up when they see you signaling to get into their lane. GOD WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT WOULD POSSESS YOU TO BE SUCH A COMPLETE DICK.

"THIS GUY'S TRYING TO CHANGE LANES AND BE IN FRONT OF ME?! SHEEEEEET, NOT ON MY WATCH! BECAUSE THEN IF THAT HAPPENED THEN HIS CAR WOULD BE AHEAD OF MINE AND... AND AND... AND... I WOULDN'T BE FIRST ANYMORE, AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT!"

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I agree with everything Pizza says on the topic of racecar-minded highway drivers. Dicks.

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I hate people who don't signal.

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People who hover right in your blind spot.

SPEED UP OR SLOW DOWN, YOU JERKS

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So I had to renew my license online and the dmw website is now consistently as inconvenient as going there (OK, maybe not), because you have to register for an online account now and the process crashed twice on me.



First world problems.

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Pizza wrote:

Drivers who speed up when they see you signaling to get into their lane. GOD WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT WOULD POSSESS YOU TO BE SUCH A COMPLETE DICK.

"THIS GUY'S TRYING TO CHANGE LANES AND BE IN FRONT OF ME?! SHEEEEEET, NOT ON MY WATCH! BECAUSE THEN IF THAT HAPPENED THEN HIS CAR WOULD BE AHEAD OF MINE AND... AND AND... AND... I WOULDN'T BE FIRST ANYMORE, AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT!"


I had a dude do that to me today. He was about 10 car lengths behind me and when he saw my blinker on, he sped up. I had tons of room to get over so I did, and he rode my ass until I got off the freeway. I love it when people ride my ass, I just take my foot off the gas and see how slow I can get until they move the fuck on.

/end rant



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Hi Dexter

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Hi Awkward!

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Oh... good, it's Dexter... yay.

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Pizza wrote:

Oh... good, it's Dexter... yay.


 I love you too pizza! And, before Deathpiggie can do it:

 

Dexter wrote:

I love black **** pizza!




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i dont get it.

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piggie and pumpkin= the fat white version of pizza and awkward


Sheriff of Paddy's

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Just ignore her.

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When fat girls claim that they work out on their status updates. SHUT UP. NO ONE CARES AND IF YOU WERE REALLY WORKING OUT, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO FAT.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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...Well that's not very nice.

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Fatties, AMIRITE?

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Tits and Grits

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speaking of, i just tried on my favorite little black party dress and it has a hole- right in the middle of my ass

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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I bet Awkward Smile would be like "YEAH HAHA TAKE THAT FAT PEOPLE SHOULD ROT IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE BECAUSE THEY'RE BAD PEOPLE."

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Tits and Grits

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SO YOURE SAYING IM FAT

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pumpkinpjs wrote:

speaking of, i just tried on my favorite little black party dress and it has a hole- right in the middle of my ass


 

What made that hole?



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