Some pregnant slut in high school acted as if becoming a mother was a college degree. Yea, having some loser spill his load into you gives you immense insight and knowledge, too bad you couldn't have been that smart prior to ruining your life.
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"Moris should be here soon to rub it in my face..." -Pizza
Horseradish is the fuckin' grossest shit ever. They put it on the burger I had last night and it didn't even say that it had it on the menu. I WAS ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED. How do people eat that?
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
Tiny, tiny amount of horseradish sauce on steak is good. I had it at Lawry's and then afterwards, we saw Conan O'Brien on the streets. Best night ever.
Tiny, tiny amount of horseradish sauce on steak is good. I had it at Lawry's and then afterwards, we saw Conan O'Brien on the streets. Best night ever.
Oh you're cool.
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
Thank you for pointing out this nationwide problem, Pizza. I first saw that commercial in a movie theater, where everyone (except cheese and I) laughed and seemed to genuinely enjoy hip-hop hamsters teaching robots how to be cool.