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Zinc Saucier

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What do you know about food? You're a vegetarian.

You know what would improve just about any vegetarian meal? Meat.

Hell, even food that doesn't have "meat" in the traditional sense is improved by ingredients which an animal had to die in order to make.

Polenta can be made a thousand times better if you replace some (or all) of the water with homemade chicken stock.

Frying potatoes in olive oil or butter is alright, but have you tried Yukon Gold potatoes sautéed in duck fat? Holy Jesus.

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Oh, and tomatoes are good.

Unless you get a sandwich from Subway or something where the tomatoes are usually under-ripe, crunchy, and totally flavorless.


-- Edited by john31584 on Thursday 15th of April 2010 07:29:58 PM

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Corona commercials.

OH, PEOPLE SITTING ON THE BEACH. ONE OF THEM DOES SOMETHING. THE OTHER ONE DOES SOMETHING ELSE. THEY HAVE CORONA. IT NEVER GETS OLD.

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Happy town commercials.

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Those new Old Spice commercials with the muscular man who talks like a Powerthirst video.

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I love those commercials.

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I liked the one with the smooth talking guy who was riding backwards on a horse.

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Are there new ones now? The guy backwards on the horse was the only one that I've seen.

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Election debates.

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twilight. i mean really.

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I'm going to add to what Pumpkin said and throw in all bestiality and necrophilia, and stories for teenage girls about them, in general.

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Okay.

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'The topics of tonight's show were going to be necrophilia and bestiality, but that really would be flogging a dead horse.'

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Hard candy. In every case it would be better if it were soft.

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JOLLY RANCHERS, STUPID.

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They'd be better if they were more like Sour Patch Kids.

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Are you sure you're not cheeselover logged in as Jasno?

JOLLY RANCHERS > SOUR PATCH KIDS.

FOREVER.


-- Edited by Pizza on Thursday 29th of April 2010 02:11:14 AM

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That's a lie. A stupid lie.

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YOU'RE A STUPID LIE.

YES THAT'S THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH.

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