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Dexter


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Today, I woke up very hung over after a big party last night. As I walked into my kitchen to make something to eat, I noticed a weird smell. Turns out my friend had thrown up in my freezer, and then turned off my whole fridge so "it wouldn't freeze and be hard for me to clean up in the morning." FML

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Today, I found out that my father named me Luke so he could say, "Luke, I am your father" and laugh about it. FML

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When I first read that, I thought you were talking about yourself and thought "Ozpunker's name is Luke?", then I read the "FML" part and the name of the topic and pieced it together. I'm tired.

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Dexter


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Today, my research partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline saying that she can't complete her half of our 20 page report because when she woke up this morning she couldn't see. How did she write the email? FML

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Dexter


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Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML

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Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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Dexter


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Today, I realised I hate my cat. She has 'stress incontinence', which involved her peeing all over my house. Last week I found out she'd been peeing on my stove, and I can't clean off the smell. Now whenever I try to cook some food, the kitchen is flooded with the scent of burning cat pee. FML

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