Now everybody knows all about my boobs (they're okay!) But no one ever gave a toss about my tush (no way!) Which is a pity, you'll love my silly buns (my silly buns) You know a girl like me, I bake 'em in in the sun (bake 'em in the sun)
Bridge: Cause when I look around I see some hot juice Looking for something extra special to hold on to And when I hit the ground I'm on the dance floor Everybody come with me and do the guided tour
Chorus: Take a long, good look at my ass How long you think you'd last? How long you think you'd last? Take a long, good look at my ass My ass How long you think you'd last?
Vers 2: Now everybody wanna tell the truth (tell the truth) About my ass and how I'm supposed to spend my youth (spend my youth) They point their finger, just pointing everyday (everyday) You wanna know just what my ass has got to say? (it says hey!)
Bridge tekst: And many years from now, when I'm a proper MILF Responsible and friendly to thy neighbour Pick up the kids from school and buy a box of milk My figure's getting floppy, but I still find time to sing, I still find time to sing
Take a long, good look at my ass How long you think you'd last How long you think you'd last Take a long, good look at my ass My ass - How long you think you'd last
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"Moris should be here soon to rub it in my face..." -Pizza
Now everybody knows all about my boobs (they're okay!) But no one ever gave a toss about my tush (no way!) Which is a pity, you'll love my silly buns (my silly buns) You know a girl like me, I bake 'em in in the sun (bake 'em in the sun)
Bridge: Cause when I look around I see some hot juice Looking for something extra special to hold on to And when I hit the ground I'm on the dance floor Everybody come with me and do the guided tour
Chorus: Take a long, good look at my ass How long you think you'd last? How long you think you'd last? Take a long, good look at my ass My ass How long you think you'd last?
Vers 2: Now everybody wanna tell the truth (tell the truth) About my ass and how I'm supposed to spend my youth (spend my youth) They point their finger, just pointing everyday (everyday) You wanna know just what my ass has got to say? (it says hey!)
Bridge tekst: And many years from now, when I'm a proper MILF Responsible and friendly to thy neighbour Pick up the kids from school and buy a box of milk My figure's getting floppy, but I still find time to sing, I still find time to sing
Take a long, good look at my ass How long you think you'd last How long you think you'd last Take a long, good look at my ass My ass - How long you think you'd last