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World's Strongest Millionaire

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..Wait...what..?








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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Never have I been so frustrated and so horny.

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World's Strongest Millionaire

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It's Number 1 in Norway for a reason.

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World's Strongest Millionaire

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lyrics are hilarious:

Now everybody knows all about my boobs (they're okay!)
But no one ever gave a toss about my tush (no way!)
Which is a pity, you'll love my silly buns (my silly buns)
You know a girl like me, I bake 'em in in the sun (bake 'em in the sun)

Bridge:
Cause when I look around I see some hot juice
Looking for something extra special to hold on to
And when I hit the ground I'm on the dance floor
Everybody come with me and do the guided tour

Chorus:
Take a long, good look at my ass
How long you think you'd last?
How long you think you'd last?
Take a long, good look at my ass
My ass
How long you think you'd last?

Vers 2:
Now everybody wanna tell the truth (tell the truth)
About my ass and how I'm supposed to spend my youth (spend my youth)
They point their finger, just pointing everyday (everyday)
You wanna know just what my ass has got to say? (it says hey!)

Bridge tekst:
And many years from now, when I'm a proper MILF
Responsible and friendly to thy neighbour
Pick up the kids from school and buy a box of milk
My figure's getting floppy, but I still find time to sing, I still find time to sing

Take a long, good look at my ass
How long you think you'd last
How long you think you'd last
Take a long, good look at my ass
My ass - How long you think you'd last

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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5 minutes at most.

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Only in cartoons

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I couldn't make it past the first minute. That song was awful.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Yeah.

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Zinc Saucier

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Europe is weird.

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She has an amazing voice

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Ass Grinch likes it. Must suck.

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Zinc Saucier

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AssGrinchReturns wrote:

She has an amazing voice




How can you tell?

It's auto-tuned all to hell.



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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

Ass Grinch likes it. Must suck.




Oh really? Because we weren't able to tell.



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Guest1h, 9m agof_NO.gif Norway

Who's from Norway? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE


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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Wasn't Miss Hugg from Norway? Or was that Finland? One of those non-sense Scandinavian countries who have produced nothing but black metal.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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GUEST FROM NORWAY, I SEE YOU AGAIN BITCH.

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

Wasn't Miss Hugg from Norway? Or was that Finland? One of those non-sense Scandinavian countries who have produced nothing but black metal.




And physically perfect women.



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Sheriff of Paddy's

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YEAH WELL, IN SWEDEN THE WORST HORSE WINS

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Her face looks a little beat. I'd have to say she's a bagger for sure.

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Her lips look gross.

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MorisUkunRasik wrote:

lyrics are hilarious:

Now everybody knows all about my boobs (they're okay!)
But no one ever gave a toss about my tush (no way!)
Which is a pity, you'll love my silly buns (my silly buns)
You know a girl like me, I bake 'em in in the sun (bake 'em in the sun)

Bridge:
Cause when I look around I see some hot juice
Looking for something extra special to hold on to
And when I hit the ground I'm on the dance floor
Everybody come with me and do the guided tour

Chorus:
Take a long, good look at my ass
How long you think you'd last?
How long you think you'd last?
Take a long, good look at my ass
My ass
How long you think you'd last?

Vers 2:
Now everybody wanna tell the truth (tell the truth)
About my ass and how I'm supposed to spend my youth (spend my youth)
They point their finger, just pointing everyday (everyday)
You wanna know just what my ass has got to say? (it says hey!)

Bridge tekst:
And many years from now, when I'm a proper MILF
Responsible and friendly to thy neighbour
Pick up the kids from school and buy a box of milk
My figure's getting floppy, but I still find time to sing, I still find time to sing

Take a long, good look at my ass
How long you think you'd last
How long you think you'd last
Take a long, good look at my ass
My ass - How long you think you'd last



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