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DEATHPIGGIE


I'm fat and nobody likes me

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I have most of the album Straight Outta Compton memorized word for word.

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john31584


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I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

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Jason


Only in cartoons

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I majored in philosophy.

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DEATHPIGGIE


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lolpoorjasno.

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Pizza


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I'm Axe Gorilla.

There are VOLUMES of cool things to be said about me, I just can't think of any of them right now.

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MorisUkunRasik


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I've beaten Resident evil 5 on every difficulty setting except Professional (Sheva becomes a tard when the enemies get smarter, go figure.)

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cheeselover


I NEED BABIES!!!

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My elbows, fingers, and toes are double jointed.

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cheeselover


I NEED BABIES!!!

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I also typically eat several thousand calories a day and remain an average size.

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pumpkinpjs


Tits and Grits

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i can push my fingers back really far.

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Pizza


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I can burp almost on command.

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Pizza


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Really loud, obnoxious burps too. Everybody loves it.

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pumpkinpjs


Tits and Grits

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my little brother can fart on command. its really quite miraculous

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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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I beat Melvin on tetris.

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Dexter


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I can crochet really well, which means I can make a ton of little knots into a sock that no one wants to wear.

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i'm an art student.

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Pizza


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I like to take showers with the lights turned off. Does anybody else do that?

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Blinky


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yeaah. at uni we have this cool dial sensor thing for temperature so when you turn the lights off it glows red organge and blue. looks cool

and double jointedness serves a purpose, it can make it more difficult for a lot of people people to put joint locks on you

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also pinkafro used to be able to queef on command
fun times

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DEATHPIGGIE


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WHAT HAPPENED? CAR ACCIDENT?

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MATHSEX


MASTER BATOR

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i met bill nye the science guy

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