My first mistake was holding the elevator for them.
My college does a lot with the mentally and physically challenged, so on a regular basis there are retards in the halls, which ya know, is fine. Until one of them hits you in the balls.
THis girl pushing this severely, and I mean as severe as you get, retarded kid in a wheel chair were coming towards the elevator. I held the door for them. They get in the elevator and the kid starts skeezing out and shaking his arms. One of his spasms ends up hitting me square in the balls...Not too hard, but enough to clap my balls together and give me an ache for the next 5 minutes.
FML
-- Edited by DEATHPIGGIE on Friday 1st of May 2009 04:26:33 AM
This one kid in a wheelchair tried to fight me once. I don't remember how it happened, I assume it was probably one of the many instances of me being the smart ass that I occasionally was from elementary to junior high, and the other person taking it personally, except instead of the other person being way more physically intimidating than I was (practically everyone was), he was in a wheelchair.
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