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"Aquarium staff have unearthed a 'giant sea' worm that was attacking coral reef and prize fish."


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1165930/Barry-giant-sea-worm-discovered-aquarium-staff-mysterious-attacks-coral-reef.html

WTF

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This is horrifying.

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Because I apparently hate myself, I read up a bit on this creature.

It's been nicknamed the "Bobbit worm" because, after mating, the female bites off the male's penis, and feeds it to her young.

Fuck you, nature. Seriously.

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Oh god it can grow up to 12 feet long.

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IT'S GONNA NEED TO BE THAT LONG TO BITE OFF MY DICK.

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OH HO HO HO

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Oh man. I do not want that in my aquarium.

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They gave it its own tank?

That thing should be killed, burned, and the ashes buried in an unmarked grave in the middle of the desert.

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It should be fired in a rocket to the sun.

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Or a black hole.

It would probably just eat it, though. Oh god.

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"Staff eventually lured it out with fish scraps, but not before it bit through 20lb fishing line."

IT HAS JAWS OF STEEL.

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So this is basically the most horrifying creature ever, and proof that there is no god.

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If I saw that thing near me, I would just sit down and shoot myself.

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"Well, I thought that there was some good in this world, but I was clearly wrong"

BANG

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it should have its jaws removed. then it should be drawn and quartered, so as to set an example for the rest of the sea creatures

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Don't be horrible abominations unto everything that is good and pure in the world, or this is what happens to you!

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Oh god why did I look at it again?

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So my friend made this ****ing monster my background last night after I went to bed. I got up in the morning, and nearly pissed myself when I turned on the computer.

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lol

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This animal should be destroyed, and humans should declare war on their species. I would enlist.

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