Why did Steve Urkel

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Why did Steve Urkel

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

YOU'D THINK THE NERD HAD SOCIAL PROBLEMS OR SOMETHING.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

But nerds are desperate for sex, and Myra was hotter, and would have let him do anything to her!

Surely, he was smart enough to make the connection.

Though now that I think about it, he may have dated Myra for a while, but still openly pursued Laura. That's not cool, Steve.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

How come the father never got shot?

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john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Remember when Steve invented gunpowder that only went off when you played a certain polka song, and then through a series of wacky mixups, it got loaded into fireworks and sent to a big policeman's ball that the dad was attending, and the police chief had the band play that very song?

That was a good one.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Did anyone ever do the Urkel? Did that actually become a dance? Cause if so, **** America.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

How come the father never got shot?

He did get shot at by terrorists once.

God, how do I remember this?

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

john31584 wrote:

always waste his time with Laura? She was a frigid bitch, while Myra totally wanted his nuts, and was way hotter.

Genius, my ass.

his self-esteem issues caused him to thrive on rejection, as it affirmed his negative self-image

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

what was the dumb guys name? waldo? he was fascinating....

remember the dumb hot guy from step by step that beat the **** out of his girlfriend? equally fascinating

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

I looked up the chick who played Myra, to see if she's been in anything recently.

Turns out she's dead. Some rare cancer. 30 years old. :(

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

john31584 wrote:

I looked up the chick who played Myra, to see if she's been in anything recently.

Turns out she's dead. Some rare cancer. 30 years old. :(

that'll happen when you're irradiated on a regular basis from the urkle transformation chamber

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

pumpkinpjs wrote:

what was the dumb guys name? waldo? he was fascinating....

remember the dumb hot guy from step by step that beat the **** out of his girlfriend? equally fascinating

looks like she was pretty classy, too

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Family Matters is my least favorite old show starring all black people.

Jason · Only in cartoons

Your favorite being?

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Sanford and Son.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

Sanford and Son.

This is the correct answer.

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