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john31584 wrote:

JCVD



that's the worst kind of vd



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I keep thinking that you are Awkward Smile!

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Jason wrote:

I keep thinking that you are Awkward Smile!



hey there, sailor; looking for a good time?



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I keep thinking he's moris.

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I keep thinking he's MOOTZ.

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All these new avatars frighten and confuse me!

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MINE MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

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So now some gang of pirates is promising harsh retaliation against the U.S. for its actions in freeing the captain, and killing "some of their most experienced men"

How cute!

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Aw, the pirates think they're real people.

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5 guys with assault rifles in a rubber raft against a navy destroyer.

Good odds.

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I mean, how hard is it to be a goddamn pirate? This seems like an easily replaceable job, especially with all the dumb and impressionable people in that region desperate for money.

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Oh no, gosh! How will the Somalis respond to this American aggression against people who hijacked a cargo ship with assault rifles and took the captain hostage? Those poor, innocent Somalis!

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These pirates should be easier to deal with militarily than terrorists. After all, they aren't a bunch of suicidal fanatics. They want money.

Granted, they're probably extremely desparate, which is why they're willing to take fairly significant risks to get money, but the potential payouts are so big that the risk is acceptable to many of them.

It wouldn't be very difficult to make the risk unacceptable for all but the craziest ones.

A few instances of pirate ships getting sunk, and their crews left in the water would probably change the cost/benefit analysis significantly.


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Somalia isn't even really a country...You can't pull the "It's a sovereign nation" bull****.

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Plus the U.S Navy doesn't do anything right now. Every member of the Navy I know is sitting around in America.

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If I were President, I would send nuclear submarines after identified pirate vessels, in the biggest act of overkill in recorded history.

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"President Obama has destroyed a pirate ship, and the Eastern half of North Africa today."

You've gotta nuke something. Africa seems to be the place.

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Jason wrote:

If I were President, I would send nuclear submarines after identified pirate vessels, in the biggest act of overkill in recorded history.


It's not like such actions are without precedent.

The U.S. responded to the Barbary Pirates by invading their bases and wiping them out.

Apparently, the military is currenlty considering attacks on the Somali Pirates' land bases.



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I would join the Navy in a heartbeat if they guaranteed I could go on a pirate raid.

I mean holy ****! That's cooler than killing Nazis! I'd run day and night to lose the weight.

"Oh yeah?  You killed insurgents. Big deal!  I KILLED ****IGN PIRATES!  PIRATES!!!!"

-- Edited by DEATHPIGGIE on Monday 13th of April 2009 09:36:18 PM

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