I stick by it.

However, I'm pretty tiny when soft. Like embarrassingly so. I have to make sure I'm stacked before I take off my pants. I've seen smirks before.

...YES.

I once saw a penis that had two dickholes. It kind of looked like a face and then I cried.

While I cried.

Seriously though, I'd rather be ****ed in the ass than suck a ****. Sucking is just so, I don't know. My ass doesn't have a taste memory.

but it could tear and what not. Its not a choice I'd like to make but member that candle ass experiment you had? How big was that, cause most penises are thicker than a candle stick. Imagine the pain of a burly man thrusting his impaler into your no man's land.

MorisUkunRasik wrote:

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but it could tear and what not. Its not a choice I'd like to make but member that candle ass experiment you had? How big was that, cause most penises are thicker than a candle stick. Imagine the pain of a burly man thrusting his impaler into your no man's land.

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It depends on the size of the dick . Pencil penis would be preferable.

And as that story demonstrates, I'm much more up for ass play than I am for something in my mouth.  I mean, gays have to get some kind of pleasure out of it right?  It isn't like queers have a special g-spot located in their ****hole.

-- Edited by DEATHPIGGIE at 18:35, 2009-03-07

I don't like popsicles.

How about a hotdog? There are plenty of phallic foods that are great.

I get to see my favorite in a couple days.

SNIP SNAP.

What kind of catch phrase will you think of next?

I've got it!

BOOSH

Awkward Smile wrote:

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Penis.

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and maraschino cherries.