The spider is so big, and takes up so much of the frame, it's hard to notice at first, as if our brains aren't programmed to register such enormous spiders, and with good reason: that shit is not normal, Australia.

Insects, arachnids whatever. They are all hardcore. If only we had the honey badger.

Pizza wrote:

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Mine is Cinnamon Life.

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Bought 2 for $5 and thought of you.


It's delicious.

 

Grape Nuts are like a giant box of disappointment.

The first time you taste them, you're all like "Oh, Grape Nuts! These will taste like a combination of grapes and nuts!" Then you taste them, and they're like sawdust. They're halfway edible if heated up, with a couple tablespoons of sugar added, but that kind of negates their nutritional value.

Years later, you come across an open box, say at a hotel continental breakfast, and you're like "I know these don't taste like either grapes or nuts, but they can't be nearly as bad as I remember them" then you try them, and they're worse than you remember.

Worst cereal ever.

Grape Nuts exist only to disappoint.

Even if you go in simply expecting them to taste like something other than shit, you'll be disappointed.

How about you just DIE instead? HOW ABOUT THAT?

WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY NEED YOU FOR? HUH?

Yes Ma'ma