Let's bang the Berlin wall from opposite sides.

I call west.

Also, this is a South Park episode waiting to happen.

John's an expert at Objectivsexuals.

When I heard Objectivesxuals, I was hoping it would be women in love with Objectivists...Now that's weird.

She only loves the Frisco side.

How annoying would it be if one of these ladies fell in love with your house, or your car?

Very annoying, I think.

I tried really hard to watch through the first video, but I had to stop when the archery coach was like "she told me she slept with her bow and I thought that was a little strange, but I had so much respect for her as an archer as well as a person I thought I should listen."

It's like no - you don't stop and listen. You call a shrink and get the **** away when someone is that ****ed up.

I was trying to figure out how she was intimate with that piece of the Golden Gate Bridge she was carrying around in the beginning, and then I had to give up because I weirded myself out. Of course I had to do the same thing when she said she was physical with the bow, and I really wish I hadn't.

Like seriously? I think I'd rather watch a furry convention.