Here's a fascinating story that won't put you to sleep!
This post reminded me of that one scene from the Simpsons where Apu says "These ducks are really trying my patience! But they're so cute!" and when I was searching for that scene and I found this, which I think is kind of... "cute"
SO EVERYTHING WORKED OUT IN THE END!
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"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
My chinchillas have discovered how to not only eat food out of their food bowl, but eat the food bowl itself. They nibble EVERYTHING. Recently they've decided that all clothing is edible, so I now have to play a game of "don't eat my shirt" while I hold and pet them so they remain friendly.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West